Green dildos are raining down on WNBA courts. Why? Crypto memecoins, of course.

In an unusual turn of events, the WNBA courts have become the backdrop for a bizarre series of incidents involving lime green dildos. Over the past few weeks, reports indicate that these items have been thrown at players during games, with Front Office Sports documenting at least five occurrences. The actions have led to the arrest of two young men, Delbert Carver and Kaden Lopez, both under 25. While their ages might suggest immaturity, their actions raise serious concerns about respect and safety in sports. WNBA players have voiced their strong disapproval of these antics, with outlets like Cosmopolitan condemning the behavior as disrespectful and dismissive of the players' dignity. Adding to the absurdity, Donald Trump Jr. recently shared an image on social media depicting a similar scenario, further fueling the controversy. Questions arise about the motivations behind such actions: why would someone pay for a ticket only to resort to throwing objects at athletes? According to the Associated Press, both arrested individuals have claimed that these incidents were intended as pranks aimed at gaining attention online. One of them mentioned the goal was to make the act go viral. In a twist that seems straight out of a meme, it turns out that the phenomenon is linked to a cryptocurrency known as "Green Dildo Coin," which currently boasts a market cap of $12 million. A representative from the coin has described the incidents as a form of protest against perceived injustices, though many find this justification hard to swallow.