A word from Editor Moonshark about Artemis II

Greetings from Moonshark! It’s been a while since I had the chance to share something on the front page, but I believe the moment has finally arrived. As a resident of the Moon, I am thrilled to announce an exciting event: the arrival of astronauts from Earth for the first time since before my existence! I can hardly contain my excitement as I prepare to greet the Earth astronauts! I fondly recall the tales told by Old Grandpa Moonshark about previous astronaut visits. He had a tendency to ramble, but his stories were always entertaining, especially the time he got an autograph from the legendary astronaut Pete Conrad. According to Grandpa, Pete was undoubtedly the funniest astronaut to ever set foot on the Moon. However, I've also heard that Victor Glover, one of the Artemis II astronauts, has quite the sense of humor too! Who knows, I might just have the chance to meet Victor and outshine Grandpa Moonshark, making him a bit envious! I read in the latest edition of Ars Technica that the Artemis II crew is set to launch today and embark on their journey to visit our beloved Moon. I want to extend a fin of friendship to the astronauts and assure them that the Moon is a delightful place to be. There’s plenty of fun to be had here, from our vibrant food truck scene to numerous concerts and a host of attractions for tourists. As I eagerly anticipate their arrival, I hope the astronauts enjoy their time on the Moon and leave us a glowing review on Moon Yelp!